i love it when someone unexpectedly draws my headcanon.

i want an au where roxy and rose is a pair of twin sisters but totally polar opposite, and than roxy is like, d”ating” dirk who’s a senior and she’s like ” yeah we are totally going for it” and rose is like ” but dude everyone knows he’s gay” and roxy’s like “no he make exceptipn for meh ;D *wink wonk**exception*” and rose is like ” no he’s not you are just deeply friendzoned, so deep you don’t feel it” and they just argue like a teenage girls
and teenage drama everywhere
i think it’s perfect
i need to register a name for it before people take it
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wink wonk
i’m loving this already
kanaya starts spending a lot of time in counselor lalonde’s office and karkat gets really worried
is she receiving counselling? is their moirallegiance not good enough for her any more??! oh god! he is totally going to bury lalonde. space bury her.
he bursts into her office to demand answers but it turns out they’re just fucking.
thank god for that.



